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"IF you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a facelift and a boob job," said my 49-year-old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.
"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo," I replied.See the full content of this document
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